Zack, 20, Upstate ny



just imagine your crush masturbating to the thought of you and making little moans and whispering your name and jESUS I NEED TO SIT DOWN

ok but imagine your crush actually being a sweet ass monster truck with flame decals

(Source: dangergays, via brave-escape)

Slam poetry. Yelling. Angry. Waving my hands a lot. Specific point of view on things. Cynthia. Cyn-thi-a. Jesus died for our Cynthia’s. Jesus cried. Runaway bride. Julia Roberts. Julia rob-hurts. Cynthia. Mmmmm Cynthia, you’re dead. You are dead. Be boop beep you’re dead.

—Schmidt, 22 Jump Street (via joshbgosh1)

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